i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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