im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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