how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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