dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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