No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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