Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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