: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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