So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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