i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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