I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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