On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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