"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
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