Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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