The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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