I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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