Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
false alarm, still single
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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