Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
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