I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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