The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Randomize
