hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
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