Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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