She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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