I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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