you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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