Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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