butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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