Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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