please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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