So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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