ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
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