where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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