Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
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