she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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