Kiss
Puke
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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