Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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