yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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