Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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