Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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