you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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