I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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