everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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