she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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