But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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