in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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