there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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