I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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