This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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