These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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