Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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