i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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