Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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